It's that time of the month…
And this post is almost certainly TMI.
Oh, great-and-powerful tampon gods,
We thank thee for thy cotton absorbence in times of bleeding,
For thy beneficience and protection against red-spotted panties in times of abdominal cramp and short tempers.
We pray grace for our foremothers who had to make do with rags and panty-liners,
And for our daughters who will follow behind us in our footsteps.
Forever and ever,
Amen.
Seriously, how did our foremothers survive before the advent of the tampon?
Oh, great-and-powerful tampon gods,
We thank thee for thy cotton absorbence in times of bleeding,
For thy beneficience and protection against red-spotted panties in times of abdominal cramp and short tempers.
We pray grace for our foremothers who had to make do with rags and panty-liners,
And for our daughters who will follow behind us in our footsteps.
Forever and ever,
Amen.
Seriously, how did our foremothers survive before the advent of the tampon?
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I'm a convert too. Us Brits call is the mooncup. Yay!
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