weirdest dream ever

[seldear]

I dreamed I had a penis. Fully functioning, too. Oh, that was a weird dream!

*crosses her legs*

I believe I like having my genitalia 'neat'.

TGIF. Maybe if I get more sleep, I won't be having weird-ass dreams.

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[seldearslj.livejournal.com]

I totally woke up and weirded out. Still am feeling slightly weird, with the urge to check that I haven't grown any appendages.