weirdest dream ever

[seldear]

I dreamed I had a penis. Fully functioning, too. Oh, that was a weird dream!

*crosses her legs*

I believe I like having my genitalia 'neat'.

TGIF. Maybe if I get more sleep, I won't be having weird-ass dreams.

Comments

[wlykyoti.livejournal.com]

Uhm...ok then. I think you win for weirdest dream.

[seldearslj.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not my fault my subconscious threw that in!

[jadestrick.livejournal.com]

*blinks* I think I actually had that dream once.

*weirds out*

[seldearslj.livejournal.com]

I totally woke up and weirded out. Still am feeling slightly weird, with the urge to check that I haven't grown any appendages.

Re: Hrrrm

[seldearslj.livejournal.com]

You know, if I'd ever had questions about my gender orientation, then, sure, maybe I'd expect dreams like this.

But, yeah...

[sheba-finesse.livejournal.com]

There's something awfully...inevitable about the fact that this is the post I find when I come to say 'Hi! I friended you!'... *grin* (Jean here, by the way)

Also, I have had that dream. It was weird, although not entirely unpleasant. I prefer being a girl, though.

[seldearslj.livejournal.com]

Hm, no, this one was just plain weird. :)

And yeah, it would have to be that you'd turn up for this post. *sighs*

[allisnow.livejournal.com]

I've had a variation on that, I think, except I wasn't ME, I was some guy.

[seldearslj.livejournal.com]

I wonder if men ever dream that they're women?

[audrich.livejournal.com]

Meep!

*massages your temples*