Happy Thanksgiving, you lot.

Enjoy that turkey (or approved soy substitute) and pumpkin pie (or apple pie - whatever it is you guys have). Try to enjoy the family (if that's even possible for some of you). Give thanks for all the stuff you have, and for all the things you don't have (like AIDS, cancer, fistulas, herpes, radiation sores, and war in your homeland - obviously unless you have any of these, in which case, don't).

And try to avoid being crushed to death at the Black Friday sales.