It's that time of the month…

[seldear]

And this post is almost certainly TMI.

Oh, great-and-powerful tampon gods,

We thank thee for thy cotton absorbence in times of bleeding,
For thy beneficience and protection against red-spotted panties in times of abdominal cramp and short tempers.
We pray grace for our foremothers who had to make do with rags and panty-liners,
And for our daughters who will follow behind us in our footsteps.

Forever and ever,
Amen.

Seriously, how did our foremothers survive before the advent of the tampon?

Comments

[aldiara.livejournal.com]

Diva Cup, baby! Way better than tampons ::grins::

[cheekygal.livejournal.com]

Tampons are quite useful, but I must say that some ethnic groups that had the idea that women were unclean during their periods and had to go into seclusion? I could really go for five days of rest & relaxation once a month. ;)

[sesaworuban.livejournal.com]

I've discovered the wonder of the mooncup.

[sesaworuban.livejournal.com]

Haha!

I'm a convert too. Us Brits call is the mooncup. Yay!

[seldearslj.livejournal.com]

Intriguing! I might order one of these!

[aldiara.livejournal.com]

Woohoooo! Enlightenment spreads! ::high-fives::

[suds-from-aus.livejournal.com]

My gosh, the thought SCARES ME I tell you. RAGS?!? Geagkt.

[suds-from-aus.livejournal.com]

The bit that I like the most though is when they have quotes "So good that I forget I have my period"... Yeah, if it weren't for the bitchy mood swings and cramping pain, lol! It does, however, sound really good...

[seldearslj.livejournal.com]

Heh. I've always got bitchy mood swings. But I could do without the cramping pain... ;)