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seldearSomeone's stealing the sweet stuff I bring in to work for personal consumption.
Chocolate blocks are messily broken off (I break them off by neat squares); packet sweets are suspiciously lower the next day; yesterday, I chopped up a chocolate bar into thirds and ate one: this morning there's only one third left.
My suspicions are on Smarmy Bastard. Mostly because he's one of the few people who wouldn't have a care for my personal space (I don't mind, right?) and who would repeatedly do something like this and think it's perfectly okay.
My alternative is Mister Knows Best (who always talks like I'm too stupid to fix the problem myself), who would probably think it a lark to steal from me.
I have thought about replacing the sweets with my cat's poo. That would be rather fun, I think. At least until they smeared it all over my desk. My boss is pretty indignant that someone's been stealing from me, but working out who's the thief will be the trick.
Now I'm wondering if they're going to nick off with the fundraising chocolates sitting on my desk.
Chocolate blocks are messily broken off (I break them off by neat squares); packet sweets are suspiciously lower the next day; yesterday, I chopped up a chocolate bar into thirds and ate one: this morning there's only one third left.
My suspicions are on Smarmy Bastard. Mostly because he's one of the few people who wouldn't have a care for my personal space (I don't mind, right?) and who would repeatedly do something like this and think it's perfectly okay.
My alternative is Mister Knows Best (who always talks like I'm too stupid to fix the problem myself), who would probably think it a lark to steal from me.
I have thought about replacing the sweets with my cat's poo. That would be rather fun, I think. At least until they smeared it all over my desk. My boss is pretty indignant that someone's been stealing from me, but working out who's the thief will be the trick.
Now I'm wondering if they're going to nick off with the fundraising chocolates sitting on my desk.
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Date: 2010-08-31 10:39 pm (UTC)http://crimescene.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=54&products_id=48
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Date: 2010-08-31 10:39 pm (UTC)Do you not have joke shops there? they usually have sweets the burn the shit out of your mouth. try putting a few of those in. I thi9nk that might expose the culprit
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Date: 2010-09-01 12:02 am (UTC)Several years ago in the office I was working at then, charity organisations stopped leaving fund-raising goodies because they were sick and tired of people taking and not paying
Cat's poo is a good idea - OH HAI! SUCKZ TO U, FEEVING BASTARD! - but as you said, you'd have to live with the consequences. How about injecting your stuff with a powerful laxative instead? Of course, have safe ones for yourself set aside :)
On a much more serious note, I hope you soon find out who's responsible. At the very least, have any signs been put up warning against theft? It may not seem like much, but sometimes it can have a powerful effect - some shits get guilty and stop stealing, while honest folks who are genuinely concerned become more vigilant.
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Date: 2010-09-01 12:52 am (UTC)Might I suggest mthruf?
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Date: 2010-09-01 01:16 am (UTC)that or lock up your sweets, cause you know, it could just as easily be the cleaning crew.
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Date: 2010-09-01 07:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-01 08:37 am (UTC)Although I don't know, I'm liking the purple powder idea above...
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Date: 2010-09-01 08:41 am (UTC)My personal feeling is that it's more likely to be a guy than a girl, though.
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Date: 2010-09-01 08:45 am (UTC)What happened to the culprit with the thing-in-the-soft-drink?
That site looks like an excellent timewaster...
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Date: 2010-09-01 08:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-01 08:48 am (UTC)Oh, it is an excellent time-waster. It's part of the cheezburger world, which is generally bad for uni students and people who have Go-Live dates on the horizon. But it's very funny.
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Date: 2010-09-01 08:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-01 08:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-01 08:52 am (UTC)But work has chezeburger blocked. It stands to reason that anything along those lines is blocked, too.
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Date: 2010-09-01 11:10 am (UTC)