AtS fic: "Getting Along"

This is unspeakably late. Especially since the due date was pushed back once before. I'm extremely sorry for the tardiness! It's been a mad couple of weeks.

TITLE: Getting Along
AUTHOR: SelDear
SUMMARY: Faith sings in an LA cemetary.
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: The final episode of Angel.
FICATHON: Faithficathon, due 3rd July
WRITTEN FOR: shadowlongknife
REQUESTS: Lorne (non-romantic), Angel (up to the writer, but I'd like to see some lovin'...), Faith sings something for Lorne, Faith gets to drive one of Angel's garage fulla cars. No Buffy-bashing. No Illyria, dammit. Also, no Eve.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I haven't seen any of Angel S5, although I know a few spoilers. I have tried to fit it in with what I know of the final episode, but obviously since I haven't seen it, there may be a gap or two that I have left unplugged. I apologise most profusely for any errors in the fic - it should fit neatly into canon.

( Getting Along )

my ribs hurt

They shouldn't.

Gym was two days ago, and although I upped my weights in pump class, I should be feeling it along the biceps and triceps, pectorals, and down my back.

So why do the lower ends of my ribcage on either side ache when I put my hands there?

Owie.

*sings*
One more day...another day another paycheck!
This neverending road of earning cash!
These people who do hire my time,
Don't seem to consider net usage a crime...
One day more...

Okay, so I have nothing to...oh wait. That program needs...

Bye!

Perth – Not-Quite-Final Thoughts

Excerpt from a mail by my boss.

How long are you away for again??? And, what would it take for us to get you back over here?

We have so much work coming its not funny…… it would be really good to get you back. Maybe we can come to some sort of agreement where we pay for your flights and give you a bit of a rate increase or something???

( thoughts )

funny for the day

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 30.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God .

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But then there is some very compelling evidence - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.