Found while researching BSG ficathon.

A Beginner's Guide To The Opera

Written by someone with a sense of humour! *G*

Topics include:

E.R. is on! Why should I go to the opera?

I seem to have misplaced my tiara. You're not going to kick me out, are you?

and the quote:

"It's the only place where you can show up for an evening of casual illicit sex, cold-blooded murder, incest, drunken orgies, drug abuse, slapstick comedy, and the occasional walking talking statue from hell and still call it high culture!"

I'm beginning to wish I'd taken up that subscription my aunt offered. Maybe next year.

how embarrassment

Way not to reassure the customer of your competence.

1. Schedule an appointment for yesterday, using MS Outlook Calendar.

2. Schedule an appointment for today, but at a time when the customer's schedule shows them as busy.

*headdesks*

I should have stayed home.