Ever have the feeling...

...that the world would be a nicer place if you weren't in it?

I've been putting this off for a while, mostly because I'm scared of seeing just how many of you want to unfriend me, but I figure that now is a good time to run naked in the rain. And I saw something that made me consider that there's at least one person, possibly two, on my f-list who doesn't want to know me anymore.

So, if you've been wanting to unfriend me for a while, or for the last month, week, day or hour and have been afraid of the bitchkrieg I might start, today's your day.

Two things to keep in mind - particularly for the people who have me friended, but whom I haven't friended back.

If you're on my f-list then I read your LJ every time I check my f-list: no filters.

If I'm on your f-list then I keep a dummy LJ what ain't never been posted in, and that has you friended, so I skim-read your LJ when I have the time and comment when something catches my eye and I have something to say. I just don't have time to keep up with everyone who has me friended - I've tried it in early LJ days and it got too cumbersome.

There. It's said.

*breathes*

I think I'll write for another two hours until I'm so tired I can't see straight, let alone type, and then go to bed.